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Kontaktannonsen som jag skrev...eller kunde ha skrivit? Vem vet, inte ni..hahhahahaha.

UPPDAT.

Jag gick in på London review of books personal ad och fann denna kontaktannons.

" The complete list of my sexual conquests: 1994-95 – Anna; 1996 – Julia, Alison; 1997 – Italian girl at Karl’s party, Claire (Clare?), Jessica (fingered); 1998 – Anna again (big mistake), receptionist at my second temp job (possibly called Helena), Becky (I was in love but she went back to her boyfriend); 1999 – Jeremy’s girlfriend; 2000-01 – Karolina (deported); 2002 – woman at night club, woman at night club, woman at night club, woman at Stewart’s barbecue, Stewart (accidental coming together of groins, the three of us were naked and very, very drunk), woman at nightclub; 2003-06 – Evil Satanic Bitch Whore; 2007 – the internet. LRB-reading women to 35 – don’t pretend your relationships have been any less incongruous and unsatisfying. Write to probably the most normal guy you’ll ever see in a lonely heart advert and maybe we’ll end up friends or lovers or despising each other and wincing every time we remember our awful one-night stand or maybe we’ll get married or have children. Writing’s a good start though. Man, 29.box no. 04/01 "

Jag är kär och ni kan inte hindra mig, jag har redan skickat svar.