Readers by Author

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J.D. Salinger - Kids who don’t fit in (duh).

Stephenie Meyer - People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.

J.K. Rowling - Smart geeks.

Jeffrey Eugenides - Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.

Lauren Weisberger - Girls who can’t read. Or think.

Jonathan Safran Foer - 30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.

Jodi Picoult - Your mom when she’s at her time of the month.

Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters) - Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.

Haruki Murakami - People who like good music.

Charles Dickens - Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.

William Shakespeare - People who like bondage.

Mark Twain - Liars.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - People who drink scotch.

Anne Rice - People who don’t use conditioner in their hair.

Edgar Allan Poe - Men who live in their mother’s basements. Or goth seventh graders.

John Grisham - Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.

Dan Brown - People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.

Dave Eggers - Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.

Emily Giffin - Women who give their boyfriend marriage ultimatums.

Anais Nin - Librarians.

Margaret Atwood - Women whose favorite color is hunter green.

Jackie Collins - Your drunk stepmother.

Harper Lee - People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).

Nick Hornby - Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.

Friedrich Nietzsche - Sommeliers.

Bret Easton Ellis - Foo Fighters’ fans.

Hunter S Thompson - That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.

Cormac McCarthy - Men who don’t eat cream cheese.

Alice Sebold - People who liked Gilmore Girls – even in the first season.

Douglas Adams - People who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle.

Phillippa Gregory - Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals

Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.

Nicole Krauss - Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.

Mitch Albom - People who didn’t go to college but do well on crossword puzzles.

Stieg Larsson - Girls who are too frightened to go skydiving.

Terry Pratchett - People who really like monkeys.

Oscar Wilde - People who can’t resist anything. See also, people who claim they’re going to change but never do.

själv är jag bibliotekarien som är rädd för att skydiva (höjdrädd), är hemligt kär i pojkar med trånga jeans (och lugg), gillade alla säsonger av Gilmore Girls. En tönt som inte bor i mammas källare, som inte gillar apor, som äter cream cheese, som inte Skriver OMG och favv. Som inte strulade runt med någon tjej på skolan och är verkligen inte bra på korsord.